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Hickbonics 101 
 HEIDI - (noun) -Greeting.

HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.

Usage: Heidi, Hire yew?"

BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."

Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."

JAWJUH - (noun) - The State north of Florida. Capital is Lanner.

Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."

BAMMER - (noun) - The State west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayum.

Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in improvements."

MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division.

Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."

THANK - (verb) - Ability to cognitively process.

Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."

BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and yeast.

Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."

IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas native."

Usage: "Them bammer boys sure are ignert!"

RANCH - (noun) - A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.

Usage: "I thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."

ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant.

Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

FAR - (noun) - A conflagration.

Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far."

TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel.

Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tarin my pickup truck."

TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument.

Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."

RETARD - (verb) - To stop working.

Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."

FAT - (noun), (verb) - a battle or combat; to engage in battle or combat.

Usage: "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup y'uh."

RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege.

Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."

FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic.

Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed...must be from some farn country."

DID - (adjective) - Not alive.

Usage: "He's did, Jim."

EAR - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas: Oxygen.

Usage: "He cain't breathe...give 'im some ear!"

BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable.

Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."

JEW HERE - (noun) and (verb) contraction.

Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?"

HAZE - a contraction.

Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah...haze ignert. He ain't thanked but a minnit'n 'is laf."

SEED - (verb) - past tense of "to see".

VIEW - contraction: (verb) and pronoun.

Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City... view?"

GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution.

Usage: "Them gubmint boys shore is ignert."

Tigger ses, Hickbonics werked fer me!

Tiggers hick-bonic's defined fer the hick-bonicly challenged:

nething = anything

werst = worst

fone = phone

azz = ass

yellin = yelling

terbacky = tabacco

lurnt = learned

guud = good

skurrin = scarring

werds = words

guud = good

nething = nothing

neways = anyways

werd = word

hollarin = calling

What u might talk to tigger about in pm if ur a HABEEP!!!

mom_of_j_t_s: habeep alert lmao

mom_of_j_t_s: standby for details

mom_of_j_t_s: roflmao

sherif25213:  hay

mom_of_j_t_s:  who are u?

sherif25213:  fine u

mom_of_j_t_s:  i am fine i just got my surgery done

mom_of_j_t_s:  i was born a male but i am now a woman!!

mom_of_j_t_s:  i need a new man will u marry me??

sherif25213:  so

sherif25213:  where is ur pic?

mom_of_j_t_s:  i dont have one yet but as soon as i get my breast implants ill send ya one ok sweet cheeks?

sherif25213:  so u want marry

sherif25213:  okay

mom_of_j_t_s:  yes but i have to get my birth certificate changed to say im female and i can do it

sherif25213:  do u care about man that u will marry

sherif25213:  if that man will be from another country

sherif25213:  do u agree?

mom_of_j_t_s:  oh i dont care anyone will do even u

sherif25213:  r u there?

sherif25213:  okay

mom_of_j_t_s:  yes we can move to my home....planet zircon in the outer galaxy

sherif25213:  hashahahahahahahaha

sherif25213:  do u can live in egypt

sherif25213:  ?

mom_of_j_t_s:  i am booking my space ticket for two....u and me

sherif25213:  ok

sherif25213:  do u have cam

mom_of_j_t_s:  wait ....what about my 18 children?

We gonna leart that yankee Brat to Talk right yet!
-ses bulldog

What you might see tigger type in chat!!!!!

mom_of_j_t_s: yep i lurnt her guud lmao

mom_of_j_t_s: booby we are startin the bidds at 100$...3 marbles ..and a plug of terbacky

mom_of_j_t_s: yo momma, yo daddy, yo greasy greasy grammy

mom_of_j_t_s: lmao bull am i skurrin ya

mom_of_j_t_s: yo mommas arpits so hairy she lookin like she got buckwheat in a head lock

mom_of_j_t_s: u should put' vintage' as ur age bull

mom_of_j_t_s: lmao bull i was spellin it like armpits for the hick-bonicly challenged lmao hick-bonicly challenged

mom_of_j_t_s: she fell and hit a rock (she ses neways) at her friends house

mom_of_j_t_s: well i gotta go neways see yall later

mom_of_j_t_s: tracin is cheatin

mom_of_j_t_s: u stay away from my bahookie wee!!!

mom_of_j_t_s: im here now lmao

mom_of_j_t_s: got to make an appearance lmao

mom_of_j_t_s: pudd i drew my dog lmao

mom_of_j_t_s: shes got on a thong

mom_of_j_t_s: and a maxi lmao

mom_of_j_t_s: cant tell u wolf lmao

mom_of_j_t_s: weed have to kill u if we told u lmao

mom_of_j_t_s: ack!!! bull u told her now we gotta kill her roflmao

mom_of_j_t_s: POW!!! shoots a wolf lmao

mom_of_j_t_s: i wear diapers and all just sittin here typin waitin till i croke

mom_of_j_t_s: circle dot dot , now i got my cootie shot!!! lmao

mom_of_j_t_s: im back had to set tiff up some water to do dishes

mom_of_j_t_s: i dont have a brain so it can be damaged.....roflmao

mom_of_j_t_s: omg!!! i just found some reisens!!!!!

mom_of_j_t_s: awww they got them white spots on them theyere no good!!!!

mom_of_j_t_s: and i thought i had some chokkie!!!

mom_of_j_t_s: fook it im gonna eatem neway

mom_of_j_t_s: hey there good

mom_of_j_t_s: dont taste old

mom_of_j_t_s: woah now that one im not eating ...its completely white!!!

mom_of_j_t_s: 2 out of 5 aint bad

mom_of_j_t_s: i did bull...mwuhahahahahaha

mom_of_j_t_s: dont eat me boogie manb ur teeth might graze something i need to p roflmao

mom_of_j_t_s: roflmao ho alert

mom_of_j_t_s: my nails are gettin to long...its hinderin my ability to type good

mom_of_j_t_s: see typos....guud*